"Do Whatever The F*** You Want!" Redefined

a funny newspaper ad that's supposedly real....

Published on November 7, 2006 By Sean Conners aka SConn1 In Humor

Real Newspaper advertisement

$10,000
06' Suzuki GSXR 1000
Farmington , UT 84025 - Aug 7, 2006

2006 Suzuki 1000. This bike is perfect! It has 1000 miles and has had its 500 mile dealer service. (Expensive) It's been adult ridden, all wheels have always been on the ground. I use it as a cruiser/commuter. I'm selling it because it was purchased without proper consent of a loving wife.

Apparently "do whatever the f*** you want" doesn't mean what I thought. Call me, Steve.
(801) 867-xxxx

Comments

Dr Guy

on Nov 07, 2006

Must be a Newlywed!

zorven

on Nov 07, 2006

THAT is Hi Larius!!!

jennifer1

on Nov 07, 2006

Apparently "do whatever the f*** you want" doesn't mean what I thought. Call me, Steve

hahahah

Sean Conners aka SConn1

on Nov 08, 2006

thanks for the comments:)

KellyW0498

on Nov 08, 2006

This is priceless. I have to show my husband! hahaha

Sean Conners aka SConn1

on Nov 08, 2006

thanks for the comments so far,,,funny, isn't it?

Sean Conners aka SConn1

on Nov 08, 2006

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