a tough choice of headlines...
Tomorrow, President Bush will undergo a routine colonoscopy. The medical procedure will require him to be under anesthesia. So, the President will utilize the 25th ammendment to the Constitution and Dick Cheney will assume the power.
Cheney will remain in power till Bush is no longer the influence of the anesthesia. That should be in a few hours after the power has been transferred.
I imagine that people in the business of comedy right now are enjoying the bonanza. This story alone has the element of many Americans worst nightmare becoming true (4 scariest words in the english language..."good morning President Cheney") and how much damage could "Darth" potentially do in 2 or 3 hours.
Then there's the element of Bush "getting it in the ass" or "needing to have his ass cleaned out" or just wondering what might be up there. Like I said, comedians must be in Nirvana. This stuff just continues to write itself, lol.
I had a hard choice in just choosing a headline for this blurb.
But regardless, it is true. Dick Cheney will be President tomorrow...God help us all. The only thing that might rival that "fear-factor" is if Dick has a heart-attack and instead of "good morning Presidnet Cheney" it's "good afternoon Madam President Pelosi."
Maybe tomorrow might be a good day to just stay in bed.