This morning at 7:10 am, Team Conners Representative and board member Sean Conners and Board CEO Marianne Conners announced a bold new expansion for the team. They went public after a grueling 10 hour meeting that seemed deadlocked for most of the night. But by morning, it was clear that this team had gotten larger. Expansion plans began about 9 months ago.
They reported an expansion of 8 pounds 1 ounce, and the new addition to the team reportedly will be called Casey Andrew Conners. Experts expect that 8lb. 1 oz. figure to grow in the future. But for now, he will be the newest junior representative to be based out of the Conners' Delaware hub. The team and those associated with it are hoping for big things out of this much anticipated arrival. At press time, other junior team reps were unavailable for comment. But prior statements indicate that this addition is a most welcome one for all concerned. Other senior reps and advisors to the team were en route to the headquarters and could not be reached for immediate comment.
Sean Conners was overheard commenting on how much he loves his wife and new son. A team spokesperson, answering questions from the press ,said that while Casey has no plans to run for President at this time, he hasn't ruled out a possible run in the future.
More on this story as it develops.